∞We are infinite∞

sassysciencebitch:

Now that’s what I call marketing.

kbt424:

Oh ho ho. I see when I downloaded iOS 8, I also downloaded the sassy package.

kbt424:

Oh ho ho. I see when I downloaded iOS 8, I also downloaded the sassy package.

frilton:

The new IOS8 update contains an app named Health which CANNOT BE DELETED.

The app allows you to choose which aspects of your health you choose to monitor, but available categories include “Body Measurements”, which includes body weight, and “Fitness”, which contains sections for calories…

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

sapamanders:

Miley Cyrus stripped down to reflect vulnerability and sang about a failed relationship.

Robin Thicke, fully clothed, chased naked, oversexualized women and sang about nonessential consent.

The former refers to the pain of emotional exploitation; the latter exemplifies how exciting it is to exploit.

Why, then, is the latter more acceptable?

psychedelic-psychiatrist:


Nom

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

willurl:

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

no homosome