OH MY FUCKING GOD. SO I JUST SPENT THE LAST FUCKING WEEK FREAKING OUT THINKING I WAS PREGNANT. EVEN THOUGH I’M A VIRGIN. BECAUSE MY FUCKING LOGIC! ANYWAY. I BASICALLY WANTED MY PERIOD SO BAD. I SPENT LAST WEEK WEARING PADS EVERY DAY. AND THE DAY THAT I STOP WEARING PADS WHICH BITCH DECIDES TO SHOW UP!? OH THATS RIGHT FUCKING MOTHER NATURE. FUCK YOU MOTHER NATURE. NOT ONLY AM I NOT PREGNANT (WHICH IS IM-FUCKING-POSSIBLE) ANYWAY! BUT NOW FOR THIS WHOLE WEEK I GET TO BE KNIFED REPEATEDLY IN MY FUCKING UTERUS. I GET TO BE CONSTANTLY LOSING BLOOD, EVERY TIME I STAND-NIAGRA FALLS. EVERY TIME I SIT- NIAGRA FALLS. AND EVERY TIME I SNEEZE- EVEN FUCKING NIAGRA FALLS IS ON HER PERIOD. I DONT EVEN MEAN TINY DRIPS OF BLOOD, I MEAN TIDAL WAVES OF BLOOD. SO WITH BEING KNIFED AND WITH HAVING NIAGRA FALLS BETWEEN MY LEGS, IF I HAVE ANOTHER FUCKING GUY ACUSE ME OF BEING ANGRY JUST BECAUSE I’M ON MY PERIOD, I WILL BE THROWING CHAIRS AS WELL AS THE FUCKING SPONGE-LIKE SHIT THAT SOAKS UP NIAGRA FALLS. I WILL SHOW NO MERCY.
^^^^ Thank you, someone finally said it.
reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE
Really hope this works….
I reblog this everytime I see it and it never works
Hmm what to wish for? Boobs. I will let you know
OMG Guys. My boobs have gotten bigger. Guys!!!
I Miss You